I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

Why yes, I do frequently burst out into song 

No, I'n not pregnant, I just got fat 

Super nerd 

It's cool to love Jesus 

Rawr - it means I love you in dinosaur 

Congrats Obama - Don't spend all my money in one place 

Annoy a liberal - work hard and be happy 

Procrastination can lead to...   

Never underestimate the power of cleavage 

Bite me, I like it

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do. 

Anyone ever notice that studying is student and dying put together? 

Party now, rehab later 

I create awkward momments because I think it's funny 

I run like a Kenyan 

I say things to sound important  

Teachers are Weapons of Mass Instruction

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill. 

Equal Opportunity Annoyer 

DRINK COFFEE....Do stupid things faster 

I steal catch phrases from the internet.  

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway! * 

 I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest 

Don't follow my footsteps i walk into walls. 

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me  

I live in my own little world. It's okay! They know me here. 

Back Off ! I got this.